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Toothpaste

The box for a toothpaste we just bought says on it, “If you accidentally swallow more than used for brushing, seek professional assistance or contact a Poison Control Center immediately.” Apparently if the quantity is a little off, it changes from a teeth cleaner to a kind of cyanide. I wonder if their other products have similar warnings. “If you spill a cup of mouthwash, clean it up with a paper towel. If you spill more than a cup of mouthwash, your entire neighborhood must be evacuated.”
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